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What’s
Your Pooch Thinking?
by Caroline H. Dworin
July 21, 2010 |
Pet ownership is at an all-time high, and
spending on animals has been increasing
steadily despite a recession. Pet psychics
may just be the new normal.
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Spaniards respectfully pass on the calamari
in honor of Paul the Octopus, who predicted
the country’s World Cup win, people
all over the world are becoming more curious
and determined to figure out exactly what
it is animals are thinking.
“Horses are
the most gossipy,” says Lisa Greene,
a pet psychic from Houston. “They’ll
always tell me everything that’s
going on in the barn. Snakes usually have
a pretty bizarre sense of humor. And rodents
like to spell for me.” Recently
on the schedule: a reading for a whale.
With pet ownership
at an all-time high, and spending on animals
increasing steadily despite a recession,
the progression from providing our family
pets a comfortable goose-down feather
bed to wanting to know what is going on
in their little heads seems natural.
Although the American
Pet Products Association keeps no data
about animal psychics specifically, it
attributes spending on pets’ well-being
during a recession to an increasing humanization
of animals. “I think it’s
that more people are owning pets, and
more people are treating their pets like
a part of the family,” says Alison
Anderson, an APPA spokesperson. “Products
keep getting stranger.”
Americans
spent a total of $45.5 billion in 2009 on
their animals. That was up 5.4 percent from
2008. Such booming services as massage therapy,
antidepressant treatment, and grief counseling
account for the increase. An annual study
by the APPA noted that “pet services
continues to be a growing category as they
become more closely modeled after those
offered to people.” So it stands to
reason, perhaps, that pet communicators
who can help us know what our little friends
are thinking are a relatively easy find
these days.
Greene, who has
worked as a pet psychic for just over
10 years, may, in a busy week, receive
anywhere from 15 to 40 calls. “Not
all the animals want to talk to me,”
she says. “I have some animals flip
me the paw.” She considers her services
a luxury item, with rates of $120 for
an hourlong telephone consultation during
which she speaks with the owner, who asks
her questions to communicate psychically
to the animal, and $240 for in-home/in-barn
treatment.
And while clients
have more typically been women, Greene
has noticed a change. Recently cowboys
have begun to call her to ask about their
horses. “These are good ol’
boys from Texas,” she says. “You
wouldn’t think they would call a
pet psychic. It changes the way they compete
and train.
The
majority of people call because they have
a problem,” she says. “They’re
not getting along, or [their animals] have
a health issue. A lot of times people call
because their animals are dying.”
“A lot of
it’s curiosity,” says Susan
Hoffman Peacock, a dressage instructor
and ranch owner in Corona, Calif. “It’s
justification for what you’re doing
with the animals on a daily basis, and
to see if there’s any way you can
get more information.” For nearly
two decades she has had animal communicator
Lydia Hilby visit her barn to tell her
what the horses are thinking. “I
think most people go with the idea [that]
if anything comes out of it, [it] may
be useful.”
She
remembers Hilby interacting with one horse
that had a pinched nerve in its neck, a
condition about which, she says, the psychic
had no way of knowing. “She said,
‘He said he doesn’t need surgery,
and he can, most of the time, feel his right
front foot, and he’s fine.’
” Peacock tells favorite stories about
one horse admitting he preferred a purple
saddle blanket with gold trim, and another
confessing that he had stolen a lollipop
from a child.
“I don’t
think most people expect a psychic to
change everything you do with your horse,”
she says. “You’re hoping to
get some little piece of information that
might help out.”
Rebecca Johnson,
director of the Research Center for Human-Animal
Interaction at the University of Missouri
College of Veterinary Medicine, works
to facilitate healthy relationships between
humans and animals. She understands communication
across species in somewhat different terms.
She speaks of “reading signals effectively,”
and remaining alert to subtle cues: tension
in an animal’s body, a lowering
of its head, its ears going back.
“Animals
are communicating through pheromones,”
Johnson says. “Veterinarians can
use their sense of smell—we use
our eyes and ears, our sense of touch.
Animals are communicating a lot of the
time, but we simply can’t speak
their language.” She agrees that
we have much to learn about our pets,
but through attentiveness to behavior
rather than efforts to translate their
thoughts. And she finds the humanization
of pets extremely common and increasingly
problematic.
“Part of
the reason pets are attractive to us is
people think of them like babies,”
she says. “They have round, big
eyes, and they have a limited capacity
for intellect—they’re more
like children. But I think that we do
a disservice to animals when we try to
make them more like us.”
Shira
Plotzker, a pet psychic in Nyack, N.Y.,
does not need to see, hear, smell, or feel
an animal to do her work—she can use
a photograph, or even a phone call. She
says she hears animals as clearly as people,
often in excitable, little voices. One young
horse allegedly said to Plotzker: “Tell
mommy I want to learn do a curtsey! I see
all the other horses doing it because they
do dressage!” Said a dog: “I
want to go to Grandma’s! Grandma feeds
me eggs!”
Owners marvel at
such specifics. “It gives people
a bond,” says Plotzker, “or
a deeper love.”
Often clients approach
her after their pet has died. One grieving
woman said recently that she “didn’t
want to talk about the dog,” she
wanted to talk “with the dog.”
Sometimes even
scientists believe. About a year ago,
Dr. Aleda Chen, a veterinarian in Randolph,
N.J., became a client of Plotzker’s
after meeting the psychic at a pet expo.
“Wait!” Plotzker told her,
“I’m going into psychic mode.”
“It was about
my horse,” says Chen. “She
said that my horse was coming through,
my horse who had passed away. And that
he thanked me for being who I was and
how I treated him, and that there was
nothing that I could have done, and it
was the tumor he had in his head. And
I thought, huh. She couldn’t have
known that.”
Did it make her
cry? “Yes. It was so sad,”
Chen says. “It was very sad. But
it was a nice kind of closure. It’s
reassurance for the owner that they’re
doing the right thing.”
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